"At some point during the early part of the twenty first century, white people discovered that the combination of a beard and thick framed glasses was a solid white look that showed individuality, musical taste, and a rich educational pedigree. Bearded white males have had much social success in recent years as their facial hair says "Look at me. I am manly enough to grow this beard, yet I wear glasses, which shows my intellectual and sensitive side. I wear plaid, which shows I'm down with people, but I also have expensive jeans, which shows that I have taste. I am the perfect male with whom to engage in a one-to-two-year relationship that might include living together."
dedicated to my very own "thick framed glasses, bearded, plaid wearing guy"... xo